LAZY • C R I M I N A L
17 | Sophomore | unpaid private investigator
I dont know if my name matters but if you'd like to know, navigate.

And this is my blog. It looks boring.
For the love of God, you dont have to tell me. I reblog mostly text post and it looks really unorganized but it's hilarious.

Remember that 'REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK' post you reblogged, that's where I found your blog.

I just hope you follow back because I do and it hurts me if you dont because I love you.


lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do


fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that


teacupbeagle:

that band that you really like but never bothered to learn the members’ names

(Source: novaksarchive)


consulting-sonic:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

WHY ARE WE YELLING

(Source: sadmisandrist)


nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+


releasethemurderbirds:

Today I had a lecture about belief/religion and the lecturer asked what we believed in and some guy shouted “Sherlock Holmes” and then some other kid shouted back “Richard Brook was innocent” and they glared at each other across the room and then the lecturer just carried on with a slightly concerned look on her face.


  • me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i think i'll start watching it


brookeeverdeen:

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL

YEAH ME TOO 


i was tagged by the awesome Myrthe

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the question the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 10 new people and link them to this post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

le questions:

Favorite meal of the day?

Dinner

Best book you ever read?

Looking for Alaska

Closest friend(s)?

um, i have a really close online buddy but she’s busy with real life and doesn’t blog daily anymore. her name’s Karima, i call her Achi :>

Something that hurt you a long time ago?

My dogs death. 4 years ago I’m not sure he mattered so much

Favorite day in the week?

Thursday

2 people I want to throw in a river?

Not 2 but my entire neighborhood

Best feeling ever?

Receiving super nice messages and getting to pee after holding it for so long

Would you date anyone with scars?

Why not

Favorite color(s)?

Brown, teal and velvet

Favorite kind of pie?

Pizza pie

My questions:

None. I just want everyone to continue scrolling through their dash and enjoy reblogging! :))


condorn:

Simon says stop unfollowing me


magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 


pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

(Source: momther)


journeyintohiddlestiel:

fiddlepickdouglas:

demonsofslash:

Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.

Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.

 I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN

(Source: beam-me-up-assbutt)


carebearcult:

do you think obama was sad about the mcr breakup


bicorn:

sad because you can’t watch fanfics